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The job interview went extremely well, but the applicant had an unfortunate tic which caused the interviewer to hesitate in offering the job. A salesman with such a tic was of dubious value. Aware of the problem, the applicant drew his attention to it: "I know I have a problem with my eye. It winks involuntarily, but I can fix it."
With that, the young man reached into his pocket and emptied the contents onto the desk in front of him: eight condoms and a packet of aspirin.
"I'm sorry," said the interviewer, "We cannot tolerate a culture of sexual promiscuity in our work environment."
"No," said the applicant, "it's not what it appears. The aspirin will stop the tic, but have you ever tried to ask a chemist for aspirin while you are winking?"
Posted by gary at February 15, 2005 07:00 PM
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